Some days, it feels like your job as a parent entirely defies the laws of physics.
4: Mom, watch me color, but don't look at it.
This is why I have troubles parenting sometimes.#parenting
— Jenna #sarcasticmom Cannon (@Sasparks47) April 21, 2019
When someone tells you to “treat yo self” it sounds as if they must be speaking in a foreign language.
They were right. Kids do cost a lot.
They cost you your patience, sanity, and sleep.#parenting #sendhelp
— Stephan J. Hahn (@stephanjhahn) April 23, 2019
You don't trust compliments or any sort of good behavior...
My kid has told me what a great mum I am tonight about 100 times. It’s kinda freaking me out. What’s the agenda?????? #parenting
— PatriciaKarvelas (@PatsKarvelas) April 23, 2019
...and silence is certainly no longer golden.
You’ve mastered the art of bursting into laughter without making a sound.
My 3 year old cant pronounce “app” so she asks if she can watch the ass on my phone.
♀️#momlife #parenting #winning
— Allison Ashley (@AllisonAuthor) April 29, 2019
You learn to save time in the most creative ways.
Dear people planning on having a kid,
Name your baby 'No!'
Trust me, it'll save you so much time in the long run.
You're welcome.#parenting #dadlife
— Jack's Dad (@DaddingAround) April 28, 2019
There are times when you suddenly realize you gave birth to pure genius.
SON: I want a waffle.
ME: With your macaroni and cheese?
SON: Yeah.
ME: ...sure. #parenting
— Michael Blaylock (@Fencingwithink) April 28, 2019
Then, they immediately prove that to be untrue.
Sweet #Parenting justice. LOL. pic.twitter.com/DMqeoalhH3
— ⚡Jason⚡ (@TuttlePatriarch) April 29, 2019
But, your kid always finds a way to make it all totally worth it.
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